I work for the government. So you know I’ll f*** you
We’ll get along if the little spoon is your favorite position
Give me one date and I'll make sure you don't regret matching with me.
No bigger turn on than a girl who reads
I’ll know you’re the one for me when we both sing along to Katy Perry in the shower
Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. Hoping to make you a sore loser.