I work for the government. So you know I’ll f*** you :)
We’ll get along if the little spoon is your favorite position
Give me one date and I'll make sure you don't regret matching with me.
No bigger turn on than a girl who reads
I’ll know you’re the one for me when we both sing along to Katy Perry in the shower
Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. Hoping to make you a sore loser.